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Heard of the Hanuman Chaleesa?

Yes /No/ Maybe.

(Since I do not want to ellabarote on that)

Now Hear (read read) this:

Nitish Chalisa:

For those wondering who Nitish what Nitish,i am refering to Nitish Kumar,the presnet chief minister of Bihar.

If you ever are interested in wishing him on his wedding anniversary and other such details,check the
Bihar Government's Official Website.


But before that maybe you would love to read about him wont you?

Before you go jumping into conclusions let me add a disclaimer :I AM NOT A FAN!

The Story:

Long long ago in a Land far far away lived a royal family,The King Lallu and his wife Rabri.Lallu was a qualified lawyer who loved cattle and took his kingdom to heights of varied fames. After his rule,like a good feminist husband he let his wife take reigns while he was right behind her helping her in everyway possible (considering shecouldnt read or write ....i think she couldnt take either) i guess it was a good thing.Now this fodder and cattle loving King was defeated at a war called democracy.

The King that Took over was educated too.He was an engineer.



I think everybody who has read the story so far has figured the King.
Now this King has brought about Educational Reforms.
He introduced a new book called 'Nitish Chalisa' to be read by students of higher classes.


Quotes from the book as seen/heard on a television news channel:

(In Hindi)

Girl: The previous chief ministers never visited the Secratariats/Offices,but the present chief minister is very good,he goes to office punctually and everyday.This is a good thing.
(She has her hands folded and is repeating what she was just taught by her masters)

Comments

SSK said…
You can't be serious!

Also, re: Yes/No/Maybe--you copy cat! ;)
Anonymous said…
Where ma? copy cat? I mean really!

Ag.

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